How wearing a Simon Cowell -style trouser waistband is a sign that

The level at which a man wears his trousers is directly linked to his age, researchers say.

Cheryl fall-out over US X Factor a nightmare: Cowell

Simon Cowell's trouser secret, Paul MacInnes

Simon Cowell Women's Knickers, Briefs Personalised

How fashion fell for dads, Fashion

Simon Cowell Gives Cancer-Striken Nightbirde Golden Buzzer on 'America's Got Talent' - Watch Her Performance!: Photo 4566397, America's Got Talent, Nightbirde, Simon Cowell, Video Photos

Simon Cowell hints he'll give BGT star Julia Carlile £78k for spinal operation - even if MerseyGirls don't win - Irish Mirror Online

Dannii's not getting any attention from Simon, but it's OK because she got to touch this lady's bum - Wales Online

Simon Cowell defends Amanda Holden in THAT Phillip Schofield feud

Amanda Holden Reveals Simon Cowell's Prehistoric Rules For The Women On His Talent Shows

Heidi Klum shows off incredible figure in white bra as she works on major new project in Germany after AGT finale